funny quOtes

“God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him”

unknOwn

Dancing: The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music.

George Bernard Shaw
(1856 - 1950) Irish novelist, playright and critic. Winner of Nobel prize for literature.

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

George Bernard Shaw

Youth at a musical dance is well expressed by this Hindi Clip :

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=c1fkyWVKHk0&feature=related

saidani miloudi
king

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)
French general and statesman

Under capitalism, Man exploits Man.

Under communism, it is exactly the opposite.

Another big and sad reality!!

Early tO rise, early tO bed, makes a man healthy but sOcially dead.

Early to bed early to rise ; makes you healthy,wealthy and wise!

That's how I learnt it at school when we were still young

Thanks a lot dear Chennoufmed you remind me of my early secondary schoolhood

saidani miloudi
king

yes.friend you are right.but these are funny quotes...there is a sort of play on words.but they hold some truth as well, though!

Now I understand what funny quotes mean.

Example:

The orchestra presenter says:

THANK YOU LADIES THIS IS THE FIRST ACROBATIC SHOW AND GENTLEMEN.

SAIDANI MILOUDI Very Happy

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.

James Joyce (1882-1941) Irish Novelist

When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.

Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from gettting a better husband that the one she married!

Committee: a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

Fred Allen

"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..."
Sir Norman Wisdom.

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Driss Boudhan a écrit:: "As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..."
Sir Norman Wisdom.

funny one indeed

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Albert Einstein

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

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Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.

Aristotle

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When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out?

Rene Descartes
(1596-1650) French philosopher, mathematician, and scientist

There is always some frivolity in excellent minds, they have wings to rise, but also stray.

Joseph Joubert

Quelque soit l'objet, il sera trouvé dans le dernier endroit où il sera cherché.

incOnnu

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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