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Driss Boudhan a écrit:: "As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..."
Sir Norman Wisdom.

funny one indeed

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Albert Einstein

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

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Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.

Aristotle

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When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

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An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out?

Rene Descartes
(1596-1650) French philosopher, mathematician, and scientist

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There is always some frivolity in excellent minds, they have wings to rise, but also stray.

Joseph Joubert

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Quelque soit l'objet, il sera trouvé dans le dernier endroit où il sera cherché.

incOnnu

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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

-What do you want to marry me for anyhow?
-So I can kiss you anytime I want.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished!

yes, funny

yes dear hala it's very funny like the story of a comedy in which marriage ends everything with the curtains falling down but we never know what comes after
may be it is a new start for something totally different!

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Love is a serious mental disease.
- Plato

I can resist everything except temptation.

Oscar Wilde

Coffee isn't my cup of tea.

Samuel Golwyn

Outside of a dog,a book is man's best friend.Inside of a dog,it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

Driss Boudhan a écrit:: Outside of a dog,a book is man's best friend.Inside of a dog,it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

a great one, indeed!

"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit."

Enoch Powell.

"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy; foreigners always spell better than they pronounce."

Mark Twain

"I was always unlawful; I broke the law when I was born because my parents weren't married."

Georges Bernard Shaw

"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."

Margaret Thatcher.

When humor goes, there goes civilization.
--

Erma Bombeck

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

-- Oscar Wilde

If you carry your childhood with you,you never become old.

Abraham Sutzkever

"The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work."

Robert Frost

"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."

Muhammad Ali

When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- Taylia, 11

When ones hands are covered with oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch.

Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you won't come out alive anyway."

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to win.

Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev (1906-1982) Soviet leader

Un homme que je respecte beaucoup
Merci mon frère

a politician is One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"
John Lennon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7VTjE81N5Y

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