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"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."

Muhammad Ali

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When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- Taylia, 11

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When ones hands are covered with oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch.

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Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you won't come out alive anyway."

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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to win.

Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev (1906-1982) Soviet leader

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Un homme que je respecte beaucoup
Merci mon frère

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a politician is One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

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"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"
John Lennon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7VTjE81N5Y

Experience is the name men give to their mistakes.

A smile is a curve that can set a lot of things straight.

"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."
Anonymous

Marriage is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

"Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer."

ANONYMOUS

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

~ Milton Berle

Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

One gOOd way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage – Drink
whenever you are SAD

After Marriage – Drink
whenever you are HAPPY

Si un homme ouvre la portière de sa voiture à sa femme, on peut être sûr d'une chose : ou bien c'est la voiture qui est neuve, ou bien c'est la femme

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying.”

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.unknown

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

unknown

Hahahaha ...without doubt ..It is a ridiculous paradox...But generally it is less tiring..no????

“Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.”

Peter Tosh quotes (Jamaican reggae Musician (Mystic Man, Mama Africa)

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. -- Anonymous

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.

Very Happy

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