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saidani miloudi
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Date d'inscription : 12/10/2008
 |  Sujet: Ramadan jokes  Ven 21 Aoû - 18:07 | |
| A farmer fasts for the first time.At midday he felt dizzy and saw colors.He grew so angry that he asked:"Why don't the Americans do ramadan?" | |
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saidani miloudi
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Date d'inscription : 12/10/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Ramadan jokes Ven 21 Aoû - 18:09 | |
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saidani miloudi
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Date d'inscription : 12/10/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Ramadan jokes Dim 23 Aoû - 1:33 | |
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_Go break your fast!!!
_Why?
_Because you're satiated with (full of) laughter.
Didn't you laugh too much?
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saidani miloudi
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Date d'inscription : 12/10/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Ramadan jokes Mar 25 Aoû - 14:26 | |
| fast: adjective
fast: adverb
fast: verb
fst:interjection
breakfast: nonun
ramadan vocabulary used in crossword puzzles. | |
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saidani miloudi
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Date d'inscription : 12/10/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Ramadan jokes Mar 25 Aoû - 17:14 | |
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A joke:
Teacher: what is a word if you break it into two ,you get ramadan,a word at once adjective,adverb,verb and noun.But if you keep it with no break,you get your breakfast?
Student:"teacher" because if I break it into 2 , I have tea and I always have tea for breakfast !  smile!!!!!!!!! s.milou | |
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Driss Boudhan
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Date d'inscription : 02/02/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Ramadan jokes Mar 25 Aoû - 17:16 | |
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saidani miloudi
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Date d'inscription : 12/10/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Ramadan jokes Mar 25 Aoû - 23:52 | |
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Pronunciation quiz:
Teacher:The singular noun that ends with --to becomes --toes which pronunces 'toz'.
example:
tomato ---------- tomatoes 'toz'
potato ---------- potatoes 'toz'
now give me an example ,Ahmed.
Ahmed: Fatima's toe ----------- Fatima's toes 'toz'
Teacher: Good! But who's Fatima?
Ahmed: The headmistress, Sir.
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saidani miloudi
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Date d'inscription : 12/10/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Ramadan jokes Ven 4 Sep - 18:50 | |
| A farmer was ploughing in the fields.He found an old broken 'manjel'(sickle) so he ran to the village shouting:
" Announcement! I have found the moon half broken in the fields!
So no more RAMADAN anymore!!" | |
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Driss Boudhan
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Date d'inscription : 02/02/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Ramadan jokes Ven 4 Sep - 19:03 | |
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saidani miloudi
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Date d'inscription : 12/10/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Ramadan jokes Sam 5 Sep - 14:15 | |
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An old woman heard a preacher saying that whoever fasts the day of Achoura is as if he/she has fasted the whole century.She fasts that day till midday and felt so thirsty that she drank and said:
"It's better for me to get the reward of half a century than the whole one"
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saidani miloudi
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Date d'inscription : 12/10/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Ramadan jokes Mar 8 Sep - 12:45 | |
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A salesman who possessed a donkey got worried because the poor beast fell ill.He took an oath to fast 10 days if his animal is cured.So he spent 6 days fasting without any improvement;but on the 7th and the 8th the donkey stood up eating and drinking.The salesman thanked God and continued fasting.Unluckily on the 10th last day the man saw his donkey rising his feet inflated dead mouth open!
Very disappointed the salesman looked into the sky and said very angrily:
"Oh GOD ! you've misled me!"
"Next Ramadan I'll deduct 10 days from the whole month and will fast only 20 days" s.milou | |
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saidani miloudi
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Date d'inscription : 12/10/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Ramadan jokes Lun 21 Sep - 1:17 | |
| REUTER News:
Billion of thousand satans have been released free after Ramadan shackle early this morning.The royal pardon has been reported today highly evaluating the kind gesture of King of Kings! | |
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